Well, as they had promised, the Ticklers wrote a book of rules/guidance for our baby. They slipped it through the mailbox yesterday. They describe it like this in the back page: "This is a book for Caroline and Guillaume telling you all you need to know about ceeping Wolfie happy." I thought I would share it with you, with images from the very book:
Nom 1: Do not I repeat do not send him to XXXX school. (NB: The one where they went to and where my wife used to work.)
Nom 2: VERY Important: If I see Wolfie in crusty sockes I will scream and pull them off!
Nom 3: Do not ever never ever ever ever sware in front of Wolfie. (Guillaume)
Nom 4: Realy seariesly realy realy do not do crav magar or teach Wolfie crav magar coz it is very dangarouse.
Nom 5: Do not drink any achol until Wolfie has moved out! Encagenly when he's out.
Nom 6 (!) So NOT LEVE sharp stuff lying around.
Nom 7: Most important thing ever we are very very very excited to meet Wolfie.
|Adorably beautiful Wolfie|