Alex DeLarge, the action figure

Sometimes, someone invents something absolutely uber cool. Like this action figure for grownups. You can easily recognize Alex from A Clockwork Orange. The movie version of the character of course. It comes with cane, knife, different sets of head, with or without a hat, with or without a mask, and many different sets of hands. The only thing missing is a voice that speaks Nadsat. I found this in my news feed on Facebook, thought it was made up, but apparently it exists and you can buy it on Amazon. At nearly £85, it is a bit much, even for a fan like me. That said, it is a real horrorshow toy, the ultraviolent answer to both GI Joe and the Barbie doll.