If nature abhors a vacuum...

My fellow blogger and atheist celebrity Ariane Sherine has started blogging again. She wrote a very serious blog post about how to deal with anxiety. It was a very grave post, but I commented on it with something absolutely atrocious. She mentioned Aristotle's alleged saying that "nature abhors a vacuum". I commented this: "If nature abhors a vacuum, don't hoover!" That was absolutely atrocious. I dare you to write a worse word play. All the same, she found it funny and I think it deserves to be a new great unknown line. I hoovered a lot yesterday, so I guess it was on my mind.