What your wine choice says about you

I was wasting some time online when I saw this on one of the pages I have been following. I thouhgt this was quite funny and, in my case, pretty accurate.In case you are wondering, I generally go for red and I am partial to Chianti (mostly because of the cool looking bottle with the basket though, and because it's generally cheap and I'm a philistine), when there is any available. I say this and I don't drink wine very often, if at all. Now less than ever. But I do miss it. Be that as it may, this meme gave me a good laugh and I wonder what your wine choice says about you. Write it down in the comments section and of course tell me if you agree with it or not.