Saturday, 6 May 2017

Retail therapy?

Now, I don't like going to shops and I only do shopping when it is absolutely necessary, but sometimes, just sometimes, I do fall into the trap of retail therapy. Which happened today. Maybe it is because I turned 40 and thus got into middle age, but I went to buy myself a Fitbit today, with money my parents and my in-law gave me. It is one of these watches that gives you your heartbeat and tells you to get active and how many calories you burned. My wife suggested it and I thought it was a great idea. That must be mid-life crisis. Probably amplified by what's happening in my life. Still, I feel weird doing this. Usually I buy book, not bleeding expensive fancy watches. Even with money that was meant to be used to spoil myself. On the plus side, I have a really cool watch.

Un caméléon (Mosaïcultures)

Ça faisait assez longtemps que je n'avais pas téléchargé sur Vraie Fiction de photos prises par mon père aux Mosaïcultures et j'ai pensé que ce serait un moment comme un autre pour le faire. Bon, la photo est un peu floue, mais c'est quand même un impressionnant caméléon. Fait à noter: les caméléons ne changent pas de couleurs pour se camoufler, mais pour communiquer entre eux, notamment leurs émotions (lire ici). Changement de couleurs et d'états d'esprit, ça me fait penser un peu à moi ces temps-ci.

Friday, 5 May 2017

The Mozart Effect

My wife bought me a few nice presents for my 40th birthday, but she did not forget to make it also about my new status as a father. So she also bought me this book about my favourite composer and his work: Mozart, Little Musical Wonder. According to the label on the card, it was "from Wolfie," but I strongly suspect she bought it especially for Wolfie, so he can experience the Mozart effect. Which is okay, it makes me share with my son the greatest music. It is a very educational baby book: on each page you press a button to listen to bits of his work and you see funky cute animals representing opposites: tall versus short, young versus old, up versus down, etc. Very cute. And, like I said on this blog post and later on Facebook: "Not that we believe in the Mozart effect, but why take a chance?" This deserves to be a new great unknown line, I think. Anyway, the only drawback is that one can only hear part of the music, so tonight I will share one piece with you, his Clarinet Quintet. For once, a piece not taken from his operas. I hope you enjoy. Wolfie sure did. Okay, so he liked the giraffe and the monkey, but that's a start.

L'habit qui fait le moine

Photo prise au York Castle Museum et que je partage ici car elle sert mon propos. Pour la petite histoire, je cours les entrevues d,embauche depuis environ trois semaines. Ce qui veut dire que je dois porter un habit avec veston et cravate. Je déteste ça. Je me demande sincèrement l'utilité de cette convention, quand maintenant tout le monde travaille en jeans de toutes façons. Il a même fallu que j'achète un nouvel habit parce que celui que j'utilisais d'habitude commençait à se faire vieux. Rien que pour ne plus avoir à le porter, j'ai hâte d'avoir un nouvel emploi.

Thursday, 4 May 2017

Tea and Maternity

I just did an atrocious word play, but I could not resist. Mother's Day has long been gone here in the UK, but it is coming in North America. Of course, David's Tea has a special Mother's Day Collection. So far so good, you know how much I love tea in general and David's Tea's accessories. I would love to offer them to my mother or my wife. There are three problems with this: 1)I live far away from any David's Tea shop, 2)while my wife loves pink and golden stuff like on this picture, my mother does not and 3)neither my wife nor my mother love tea. In fact, they both dislike it. Although I think my wife would gladly take one of the mugs just because it looks beautiful. And pink. Now it means something else: the tea education of little Wolfie will have to be done by me, when the time comes.

Les olives vertes gratuites

Voici un nouveau billet de bouffe, qui parle encore une fois d'olives. On excusera mon manque de variété, mais le temps presse et ça faisait un bout de temps que je désirais bloguer sur le sujet. J'ai donc reçu ces olives l'année dernière, avec les compliments de l'équipe du comptoir de sandwiches où je vais parfois acheter le lunch (chaque vendredi d'habitude, mais pas exclusivement). C'est moi qui avais suggéré d'ajouter des olives vertes au menu. Ils avaient déjà des noires, mais je préfère les vertes. Ce qu'ils ont fait et comme elles ont finalement été très populaires, ils m'ont rempli une demie tasse de café en styrofoam d'olives pour me remercier. J'y pensais récemment: je ne leur ai toujours pas dit que je perdais ma job bientôt et donc qu'ils perdraient un client. Ils vont me manquer et je crois que moi aussi.

Wednesday, 3 May 2017

More blogging coming?

For reasons stated in my previous post, I might soon get more time to blog. Job hunting and interview preparations will keep me busy, but from experience I know this kind of situation also gives you some time for blogging. I hope not too much time, which is to say I will have a new job soon enough, but anyway. I started Vraie Fiction in 2008, unemployed, and it was a creative year for me, if nothing else.

Des violettes et de la neige

Petite anecdote sans importance, ou peut-être si. Mon frère PJ m'a rappelé sur Facebook un souvenir datant de 25 ans. Or donc, le 3 mai 1992, mon père nous avait traînés, mes frères et moi, à une exposition de violettes à Jonquière. Il était tombé six pouces de neige collante la nuit d'avant. Au début de mai, même là où l'on était, on a trouvé ça dur. Jusqu'à maintenant, je ne sais toujours pas ce qui était pire: la neige ou les violettes. Parce qu'il n'y a peut-être rien de plus plate qu'une exposition de violettes. Et c'était dimanche en plus. J'ai rarement passé un dimanche plus pénible. Mon père avait le don de nous traîner dans des places plates, surtout le dimanche, cette année-là on aurait dit qu'il avait fait exprès. Morale de l'histoire: les expositions de violettes devraient être interdites en tout temps.

Monday, 1 May 2017

Reading on the railway

I took this picture at the National Railway Museum in York and I am sharing it here as it sort of illustrates this post's subject. Last year, I was wondering about my next long train journey. Well, I have my answer now: tomorrow, as I am having  job interview in a company's headquarters. Do not worry: I have prepared and this blog post is being written when I am having a break from all the planning. But overall, everything is ready (and yes, I am nervous nevertheless). But that also means that I will be traveling long hours. Which will give me plenty of time to read, especially on the way back. I am not looking forward to all that traveling in one day and I will miss my family sorely, but at least it will give me an opportunity to read a lot. And I love to read in a train. It will be my treat.

Question existentielle (304)

Nous sommes le premier mai, alors voici une question existentielle à son propos:

-Que pensez-vous du mois de mai?

Curtains

Since we moved in to our new home last year, we have kept a few things from the previous owners. Too many things maybe, but we were so busy and there was so much to do, we kept them by default. Among them, the curtains in our bedroom. Since the last few weeks, we started getting bothered by them: light gets through and it makes sleep difficult early in the morning. I wonder why we did not mind before. Maybe we were just too exhausted with the move then the baby, to notice, and then of course there were less and less daytime. But anyway, we bought new curtains yesterday, black out ones and this should finally be sorted. One should hope so.

La verdure qui déprime (un peu)

Photo prise à Hartley Wintney et je la mets ici car elle sert mon propos. Je me suis rendu compte d'une chose récemment: la poussée de verdure que l'on a ces temps-ci et que les gens attendent avec impatience me déprime un peu. Nous sommes le premier mai, le printemps entre dans sa pleine force et ça me laisse plutôt froid. C'est peut-être dû à ma situation actuelle plus que par une saison que je n'aime plus beaucoup. Mais enfin bref, je regarde la verdure et je me sens un peu triste. Juste un peu.

Sunday, 30 April 2017

Walpurgis Night tonight


Just a quick reminder for the spooky minded person: tonight is Walpurgis Night. A time where witches, devils and ghosts gather. And yes, if it sounds like Halloween, it is because is sort of is its twin celebration. And it is also a benchmark on the yearly countdown to Halloween: it is now only six months away. So to celebrate, I am reading scary stories tonight. And to mark it on the blog, I added this picture of "Hotel Terror" from a fair we had last year. More about it here. So I encourage everyone reading this to do something to celebrate. And of course tell me about it.

Et moi, et moi, et moi...

Je ne sais pas pourquoi, peut-être que parce que le marché français est en ville, mais j'ai en tête cette chanson de Jacques Dutronc. J'en connais très peu sur lui, mais ça m'arrive parfois d'écouter celle-là.

Saturday, 29 April 2017

Witches for the Ticklers

Tomorrow is Walpurgis Night, April's version of Halloween and one of the things that makes me bite my time and stay patient until Halloween. To celebrate it, I have started reading horror stories, something I rarely do this time of year. I have also, in a spur of the moment thing, bought some key-rings for the Ticklers that are basically witches figures. One fiery orange, one creepy green. We went downtown to the French market, there were other stands with non French products, I saw the key-rings and the two witches, we bought them. Just before we got home, we stopped at their place to give it to them. They were grateful as ever. Sometimes I wonder if we don't spoil them too much. Then again, they have the same wild imagination as I have, the same love for Halloween and they like me find time long before our favorite time of year. So I explained about Walpurgis Night (although they remembered about it) and told them the witches were sort of to celebrate it.

Le retour des olives

Je sais qu'il n'y a rien de spécial à acheter des olives. Même à en acheter plein, comme je le fais parfois. Mais il y a des moments dans ma vie où acheter des olives a quelque chose de spécial. C'était le cas aujourd'hui: le "French market" est de retour en ville, alors j'ai acheté un grand bol rempli d'olives françaises, aromatisées d'herbes de Provence et d'autres choses. J'aime le marché français pour plusieurs raisons. Je peux parler français avec les commerçants, d'abord. Et je l'aime pour les olives. Je peux en trouver ailleurs d'aussi bonnes et au même prix, mais ça fait juste plaisir de pouvoir les commander en français. Un détail: cette année ce n'était pas la même commerçante qui les vendait. C'est dommage, celle qui était là avait fini par me connaître. Mais bon, je me suis stocké en olives, c'est ça l'essentiel.

Friday, 28 April 2017

New journeys ahead

I took this picture at the National Railway Museum of York and I am uploading it because it is a metaphor of my current situation. So anyway, little bit of bad news: the team  I am in at work is being made redundant. Which means that I have to look for a new job within the next few weeks, within the company or outside. So like seven years ago or so, my professional future is full of uncertainties. I am relatively calm about it because I have a few interviews lined up already and people have expressed an interest in me. I have chosen this picture to illustrate this topic because I will need to journey by train for a face to face interview at the headquarter of a company with a local branch. Also because when I have a new job, my commute will change. It might involve longer train journeys, shorter train journeys, or no train journey at all. Finally, because finding a new job and then starting it is very much an inner journey.

Saumon d'avril

Parfois il y a des titres de billets que je publie rien qu'à cause du calembour. Bref le mois d'avril touche à sa fin (sa faim?) et j'en profite pour partager une photo de pure food porn. Voyez-vous, il y a un café italien dans notre petit ville et j'y ai mangé ce sandwich ciabatta au saumon fumé et avocat. C'était genre délicieux. Bon, ce n'est pas le classique bagel saumon-fumé que j'aurais à Montréal, mais je me suis dit que ça ferait une substitution acceptable quand je veux me payer la traite avec du saumon fumé. Et en plus, quand j'y vais je pratique mon italien, ce qui est toujours ça de pris.

Thursday, 27 April 2017

Pink Drink

As my readership knows since last year (if they read this blog for that long) I sometimes treat myself at work with the pseudo fruit juice that is Snapple. It is an artificial mess of a juice drink that only the Yanks can create (born in New York says the label), but that is not quite the point of this post. Or maybe it is. Anyway, last time I bought Snapple with my lunch, there was no Fruit Punch (which tastes neither fruity nor punchy) so I had the Kiwi Strawberry. Now, I've had kiwi strawberry juice and smoothies before and I can tell you: it does not look or tastes like the Snapple version at all. The Snapple version, in fact, tastes as pink as it looks. And can you imagine what a pink drink tastes like? Well, it tastes like this. So I have no idea why I buy this. It is fake and kind of vile and it is nothing like it says on the label. Maybe because I like the trivial facts you can read on the lid (the "real facts"), but they get old. Moral of the story: I really obsess about stupid things sometimes.

Turbulences et créativité

Depuis que je suis père, je blogue moins, faute de temps et souvent d'énergie. Mais ce n'est pas que je manque d'inspiration. En fait, j'en ai de plus en plus. Cela dit, j'essaie de trouver le temps de bloguer, au moins brièvement, parce que c'est une activité que j'aime. Et je crois, sans en être certain, que la fréquence de mes billets devrait augmenter un peu durant les prochaines semaines. Pas que j'aie beaucoup plus de temps, mais il se passe des choses qui feront que j'aurai de quoi bloguer. Enfin je me trompe peut-être, mais "watch this space", comme disent les Anglais.