New Year Wishes

Happy New year everyone! I was wondering what wishes to send that would sound funny and witty, and my brother PJ gave these ones on Facebook, which I shamelessly steal because they are that great: "Happy New year, good health, success in your studies or work (or search for), all you wish for and paradise at the end of your days, which we do not wish for this year." That last line is a killer, excuse the bad pun. It is also the first great unknown line of 2016.