"Dark. With stripes."

Sometimes I need to shop for clothes. Like these days: my oldest t-shirts are from 2007 and the most recent from 2014 or thereabout. I hate shopping in general and for clothes in particular, but I do enjoy for some mysterious reasons products from Mountain Warehouse. More about this unusual disposition here. Luckily enough there is one that opened in town last year, so yesterday we went there. Another good thing about Mountain Warehouse is that I find what I really want within seconds or almost. And my wife can spot them too. She pointed me to the polos and t-shirts I would have. When I asked how did she know it is what I was looking for, she simply said: "Because it's dark. With stripes". This is not the first time she tells me this, but this deserves to be a new great unknown line. She really knows what I like. So we ended up spending ten minutes there. I prefer shopping when it is quick and fruitful.