I know some of you must be feeling down about today. So I thought I would share a joke that might cheer you up. At work, near the end of the day, one of my colleagues said that the preacher who talked during Donald Trump's inauguration ceremony said that the rain falling was God's action, a manifestation of the Almighty blessing the new administration, or some such thing. I then said: "Well, I am no theologian, but surely not unless it's golden rain."
And that's it. I have no idea of how accurate the words were, or indeed if the rumor about Trump's ahem, particular tastes are true, but nevertheless, this filthy joke deserves to be a great unknown line. And I have no remorse whatsoever. The new POTUS is a very, very little man and deserves any filth we can throw at him.
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