Last Monday morning, after a night when I had trouble to sleep, I got woken up round 7:15 by a bloody leaf blower! That was not the first time, and I blogged about it before. And I just don't get it. Why so bloody early, for one. And why use leaf blowers at all, in a time of yer when there's barely any leaf on the ground. Not that I like leaf blowers in autumn, I hate them even more then, because I happen to like colourful leafs on the ground. So yes, I wonder who is the idiot who thought this was a good idea.
Blogue d'un québécois expatrié en Angleterre. Comme toute forme d'autobiographie est constituée d'une large part de fiction, j'ai décidé de nommer le blogue Vraie Fiction.
Wednesday, 31 July 2024
Leaf Blower Solo
On annonce de l'orage
Bon, la dernière fois, on l'avait annoncé, mais il n'y avait pas eu d'orage, même pas une bonne averse. J'en avais été fort attristé. Parce qu'n été sans orage, surtout s'il fait chaud, c'est un été encore plus triste que d'habitude. Mais pour demain soir, la BBC annonce un gros, gros orage, qui devrait nous rafraîchir et être bien dramatique. J'espère en tout cas que c'est ce qui va se passer.
The Milkman
It was the end of the afternoon/early evening yesterday, when somebody knocked at the door. I first dreaded it was one of my pesky neigubours, but no. It was a young Asian man who said he was our local milkman. Well, that was not quite true, he works for Milk & More, and was promoting the services. I first quickly dismissed him, saying thank but no thanks, then I kind of felt bad. For two reasons: because he was enthusiastic and full of energy late in the day, because I love to encourage local businesses rather than big chains. So I went out, hailed him and asked him to give me his pitch. Which he did, again with energy and enthusiasm. Turns out they don't merely deliver milk, but all other groceries. And they are offering a discount. It's limited time only, provided by him, etc. I told him I'd think about it. I don't think I will go through with it, but I do like the age old tradition of milk delivery at the door. So yes, I wish Milk & More every luck for their business venture and who knows. I might actually require their service one day.
Mon 31 juillet
Nous sommes le dernier jour de juillet, un mois que je n'aime guère d'habitude, ces temps-ci encore moins: on va avoir droit à une journée de canicule.Et en plus, comme ça tombe un jour de travail, la journée sera chargée, comme toutes les fins de mois, surtout en juillet. Dernier jour du mois, canicule, et grosse journée à l'ouvrage. Il n'y en aura pas de faciles. Bon, j'ai l'air de râler, mais non, à peine. Je suis toujours heureux quand juillet se termine. C'est souvent une très longue journée, mais tout est dans l'anticipation. En espérant que les mois qui viennent n'auront pas l'air de juilles qui font du temps supplémentaire.
Tuesday, 30 July 2024
Halloween Art and Crafts
I know you probably think I'm early to get into a Halloween mood, but apparently, it is contagious. My wife found on Easily Does It (don't know them at all, didn't even know of their existence since two days ago), that they organise a ton of family art and crafts workshops for autumn and Halloween. Things that Wolfie would enjoy, things that daddy would definitely enjoy doing with Wolfie as well (even though I am not very good doing art and crafts). And Wolfie's mummy, who is not very keen on Halloween, likes art and crafts. So we might sign up for some of them. Halloween workshops if we are in a spooky mood, but I would be happy if we merely go autumnal. In any case, preparing for my favourite time of the year, has become in itself a new and exciting family activity.
Ottawa plate (ou pas)
J'ai lu en diagonale ce dossier de la Presse sur Ottawa, qui essaie de remettre en cause sa réputation de ville plate. Je vais être honnête: même si j'ai aimé certains aspects de ma dernière visite (qui date de plus de douze ans, quand même), je trouve en général la capitale fédérale austère, assez froide et, oui, assez plate. Je n'ai jamais eu beaucoup de plaisir lors de mes séjours, sauf peut-être celui qui a duré un avant-midi, le temps que le consulat britannique (je crois que c'était le consulat, c'était peut-être une autre organisation) m'étampe un visa. Parce que justement, ma visite était courte. Et parlant de britannique, c'est un peu comme ça que je vois Ottawa (ainsi que je le soupçonne bien des Québécois): une ville anglaise pseudo British, sans le charme ou l'authenticité. Je suis sans doute injuste. J'ai de la famille qui y a vécu et travaillé, qui y vivent encore presque et ils aiment bien. Mais enfin bref, dites-moi ce que vous pensez d'Ottawa dans les commentaires.
Monday, 29 July 2024
I've seen a bat
Well, this post is exactly what it says on the tin (sort of): I just wanted to report that I have seen a bat, a few evenings ago. I say I have seen, but not really: I only caught a glimpse of it. It was in the evening, the sun was falling, but you still had some daylights. I opened the door, and I saw a small triangular shadow flying fast and low. Towards the light, then away. They are so fast. I sometimes see bats at dusk, especially this time of year, but I think this is the first time this year I saw one. I like bats, I am not sure why, but I'm glad I have them as neighbours.
Le casse-tête dans la bibliothèque
Sunday, 28 July 2024
Bookworm Problem (and Lovecraft)
Plus de paella
Return to the local library
Yesterday, we went to the local library, to register Wolfie in the summer reading challenge, or whatever it is called. But more of that in another post. It struck me that I could not remember the last time I went to the local library. Well, I know I have been back since the pandemic, but very seldom. Far too seldom.Then it struck me that I probably needed to renew my membership. I checked in my wallet, I could not find the card. I went to the till, found out that I needed to have a document with a proof of address on it, which I didn't. So I did not renew it. I will come back. I kind of know why I don't go there as often as I used to. First, we now live far away from it, so I cannot just pop in. But truly, I think I just spend so much more time in the local bookshop since we have one. In the end, I prefer to buy books, even if it is to hoard them, than to borrow them.
Le papa de Mafalda (siempre)
Saturday, 27 July 2024
Olympic Games: the BBC Way
Okay, so it is the Olympic Games. I had almost forgotten. Yesterday, we watched a few moments of the opening ceremony, which I found (little I saw of it anyway) excruciatingly dull. I'm not sure I will watch any of it. That said, there is one thing I always love of the Olympics: the BBC trailer for it. Not their coverage of the event, just the promo trailer. It's always so inventive. And this year, they didn't go half way. Seriously, after watching it, I suspect the whole thing will feel like an anticlimax. Anyway, here it is. I can't get tired of it.
Chocolat aux bleuets: noir ou au lait
Friday, 26 July 2024
87th Precinct, Isola
Amateurs of crime fiction identified this quote easily: it is the disclaimer placed before the start of every novel from Ed McBain's 87th Precinct series. I first discovered them translated in French, before switching to original English. Heat was the last one I read translated, suring the summer of 2006. Fittingly enough, I read it all during a heatwave, just like in the book. Before I go any further, I recommend it for a summer read, especially when it's hot outside. I still have my copy, this copy. And you can find on it a glaring mistake: the promotional paper slip says: "N.Y.P.D 87e District". I mean... what? It says in the book that the unnamed city is imaginary. Yes, it is a thinly disguised New York, Isola being Manhattan, but it's sitll not New York. I don't want to be pedantic, but surely every fan of the series worth his salt knows that by now.
"C'est le raisin de chez-nous, fils du feu..."
Menaud maître-draveur, Félix-Antoine Savard
Je cite Menaud à chaque année le 26 juillet, car c'est la Sainte-Anne, que c'est le temps des bleuets et que c'est le raisin de chez-nous. Je sais de quoi je parle, je viens du Saguenay, je suis donc un Bleuet.
Thursday, 25 July 2024
Emerald Hunters?
Oh the things you sometimes learn thanks to random online researches. Like a few days ago, when I stumbled on this article from the Guardian. Well, an article, more like a pictorama. It's about a yearly emerald hunt in Colombia. it looks muddy, messy and far less glamorous than sounds. And I learned that Colombia is the main producer of emeralds. Like I said, the things you learn randomly online. I only Colombia for another natural resource (you know the one), far more sinister. But this emerald hunt would make for a great backdrop for an epic crime fiction story. Emeralds make for great MacGuffins to begin with. In And what an array of characters these emerald hunters would make: some like the gold diggers of old, trying their luck, some obsessive, some maybe more prone to gain the precious green stones through any means necessary. It might have been written before, who knows. I will look into it.
Bleuets, framboises, crème, etc.
Wednesday, 24 July 2024
Shirley Temple
No, no, I'm not talking about the actress. I mean the drink. Last Sunday, we took a family walk just for fun and stopped at one of the local hotels, where we had some drinks. Again, just for fun. They had a few cocktails and mocktails, Wolfie wanted a mocktail to be fancy and it struck me... They didn't offer any Shirley Temple. Whatever happened to this classic kids' cocktail? My brothers and I loved it when we were children, mostly because we thought the grenadine was cool and exotic. And we felt so posh drinking it. Not grownups, but like fancy. Maybe glamorous would be the right word. I think Wolfie would like it, but sadly there was no Shirley Temple on the menu. I wonder when was the last time I saw Shirley Temple available, on any drink menu. I will keep my eyes out for it.
Premier jour de vacances
Je dis dans mon titre que c'est le premier jour des vacances, mais pas pour moi: petit loup est en vacances depuis hier après-midi. C'est beaucoup, beaucoup, beaucoup trop tard dans l'été, je trouve. Pas que je sache trop faire de lui: ma femme et moi ne sommes pas en vacances. C'est un des aspects les plus difficiles de la vie adulte: nous ne sommes pas en vacances automatiquement durant l'été. Sauf que, même enfant, parfois je trouvais le temps long, quand j'étais en vacances et que mes parents ne l'étaient pas. Je me sentais souvent désoeuvré. J'espère que ce ne sera pas trop le cas de petit loup, faudra que je le tienne occupé. Il y a un avantage à travailler de la maison: je n'ai pas à payer de gardienne. Et puis avec Wolfie aux alentours, je me sens toujours un peu moins au travail que je devrais l'être. Alors son premier jour de vacances, c'est pour moi un peu un début de vacances aussi, des vacances officieuses, presque clandestines. Pas assez pour me réconcilier avec l'été, mais disons-le franchement: les vacances, c'est depuis longtemps la seule bonne chose à l'été, en tout cas pour moi.
Tuesday, 23 July 2024
More Ghost Stories?
Question existentielle (389)
J'ai cherché et je ne trouve nulle part cette question existentielle jusqu'ici:
-Quels sont vos sentiments et opinions par rapport au mois de juillet?
Vous connaissez sans doutes les miens, mais j'aimerais vraiment connaître les vôtres.
Monday, 22 July 2024
"Welcome to Year 3"
Last week, we received a letter when Wolfie came back to school. Nothing bad, just a introductory letter welcoming him to year three. Written on top of it, just beneath the expected (but still dreaded) "Back to SCHOOL!" (ouch!) was "Welcome to Year 3". Now, it was a very sweet letter, with useful instructions and info about what to expect for this coming school year. The problem is, school is not over yet. Wolfie will be on holiday tomorrow in the afternoon. he is welcoming this break as much as I do. So this letter, however kind and useful it is, comes way too early for my taste. I will repeat what I said before: school ends way too late in the year in this country, holidays are too short and it times goes way too fast. Wolfie already in year 3 this September! I did not want to be reminded of that.
Une promenade en forêt...
Sunday, 21 July 2024
Railway Socks
Se stocker en cidre?
Saturday, 20 July 2024
Eyes Wide Shut: a summer blockbuster
I read yesterday this article from digitaltrends, about Eyes Wide Shut,which has been released 25 years ago. The article made me discover one thing I had kind of forgotten about it: it was technically a summer blockbuster. I know it had been released during summertime of 1999, but since I discovered months later and I have always associated it with Christmastime due to its setting (not unlike another summer blockbuster, come to think of it), I never thought about it this way. I didn't know it was so successful at the box office. It's kind of a posthumous sweet revenge for Stanley Kubrick, given that the initial reviews were mixed at best when it was released. I personally consider it a masterpiece and I think it is finally getting the recognition it deserves. Anyway, I found some of the interpretations of the article questionable, but overall interesting, so I recommend you read it. Otherwise, I would generally find watching Eyes Wide Shut this time of year kind of out of season, but I might give it a shot. I might see the film in a new light.
Biblio-tech mobile
Friday, 19 July 2024
Greggs: bring back the Friday treat
Le Tourdion
Almost a heatwave
So far this summer, we've been lucky: we didn't have many hot days, the temperatures weremostly in the lower 20s and it has been overall cool. Well, today in the South East it is meant to be reaching 30 in some places. Here, the maximum will be 28 degrees. Almost a heatwave. I get uncomfortable when it reaches 25 and above. Therefore, I am bracing myself. Thankfully, it should not last very long and the temperatures should drop by tomorrow. I hope it will be over soon, in any case.
La paella
Thursday, 18 July 2024
Poker and Blackjack
Pierre et le Loup
Wednesday, 17 July 2024
Army clothes?
Nobody can tell me I'm a fashion victim: I wear shirts and jumpers I have been wearing for the last twenty years or so. I love old clothes, I find them more comfortable, for one, I also think if I wore them for so long, it's because I like the look of them and if it ain't broke, why fix it. Although, and that's the issue, they do break. And they get unwearable. So I need to change them from time to time. Recently, I have been pondering about a way to avoid this: why not buy some of my clothes from the army surplus? Or maybe one of the companies that sell military quality clothes. I am not a militarist, by any stretch of the imagination. But I love wearing green (something I share with Wolfie): olive green and forest green, particularly. And Wolfie is quite fond of green cammo clothes, for whatever reason. I think he likes using them in our War Games. I don't like cammo clothes and would not wear them, but I would wear "military green" clothes. But more to the point: army clothes are solid and durable. And it seems that even my sedentary life is hard on what I wear. Incidentally, my brother PJ reminded me in a recent conversation of a "colonel shirt" we had as a kid. It was a light, yellowish shirt with stripes, like somehting an officer would wear during a desert campaign. I wore it first. When I outgrew it, he wore it. It became a staple of many of our make belief games. Anyway, I have been thinking about it recently. Anyone here buys from army surplus?
Fusil à eau
Tuesday, 16 July 2024
Slivovitz
Has anyone among my reader ever drank slivovitz? It's a fruit spirit made of plums from Eastern Europe. I never drank it, but I heard of it. First in Die Fledermaus, then in Dracula, then in the book I am currently reading. I'm not sure I would like it, because while I am not averse to spirits, I am not always a big fan of fruity alcoholic drinks, especially when the alcohol content is high. But I am curious about it. I guess I will have to find out where you can buy slivovitz in the UK. I could bet I can find some in the nearest Polish grocery shop. Amazon too, for sure, but I want to avoid purchasing things from Amazon, beside I would rather make sure I like the drink first. Anyway, if you ever tasted it, how was it like? Pleasant enough? Anyway, yeah, so slivovitz is the word of the day.
Espoir d'orage
S'il y a une chose que j'aime toujours de l'été, même si ce n'est pas, n'est plus, ma saison préférée, c'est les orages estivaux. J'aime tous les orages, peu importe le temps de l'année, mais ceux en été particulièrement. Or, s'il y en a eu quelques uns depuis le début de la saison, ils ont été plutôt modestes et ont eu lieu au milieu de la nuit. Mais aujourd'hui, il y a une alerte d'orage pour l'après-midi, une alerte jaune, alors ça risque d'être de bonne taille. S'il arrive. Parce que ça se pourrait qu'il nous passe sur la tête, comme ça arrive des fois. Je me croise les doigts.
Monday, 15 July 2024
Saint Swithin's Day
La chaise dans le jardin
Sunday, 14 July 2024
A Train Mug
Le 14 juillet...
Nous sommes le 14 juillet, anniversaire de la prise de la Bastille, autrement dit la Fête nationale française. Joyeux 14 juillet à tous, surtout aux Français qui lisent ce blogue. Je ne sais pas, il y en a peut-être. Comme Québécois expatrié en Angleterre, je dois confesser que je nesuis pas le plus francophile de mes compatriotes. Je ne sais pas trop pourquoi, peut-être mon sang écossais. Cela dit, j'ai toujours aimé et admiré le républicanisme français, ainsi que sa laïcité, avec ce qu'elle a d'anticléricalisme décomplexé. Et on doit un peu beaucoup leur développement à la Révolution française. Alors je souligne le 14 juillet à chaque année, au moins sur ce blogue.
Saturday, 13 July 2024
Listening to Cosi fan tutte
You may remember that I blogged back in 2023 about South African soprano Golda Schultz (my favourite soprano and Mozartian opera singer) making her debut at Royal Opera House in the role of Fiordiligi in Cosi fan tutte by Mozart. Sadly, I could not attend it in London. However, it is currently playing on BBC Radio 3. I cannot watch it, but I can listen to it. I am listening to it, in fact.I suggest you do the same.
Gâteau
Stratego
Kiboikoi
Friday, 12 July 2024
Mysterious Chinese Dragon
Le chocolat aux bleuets déjà là
Thursday, 11 July 2024
Homemade fries/chips
Quino et le football
The return of steam trains?
The things you learn thanks to one's Google feed. A Google feed that knows me sometimes a bit too much. Anyway, so I read this article about the possible return of steam trains. Not the steam trains of yesteryear though, something that will be powered by a new technology. I guess it means they will not have the charm of old steam engines, although you never know. I am not an engineer, so I cannot say that I understand the details all that much, but all the same. It would be cool if true. On a side note, this is one of things I love about trains: they evolve yet keep a certain timeless charm.
La vie parisienne à Québec
Parce que je suis la soprano Marie-Ève Munger (soprano du Saguenay, originaire de Chicoutimi et non, je ne la connais pas personnellement) sur les réseaux sociaux, je sais qu'on va présenter La vie parisienne à Québec. Ce sera en août et les détails sont ici. J'ai vu plusieurs opérettes d'Offenbach, mais pas La vie parisienne. Mais c'est toujours plaisant d'entendre Offenbach et je crois comprendre qu'ils font des productions solides à Québec. Dans tous les cas, si je ne peux y être, je plogue une artiste régionale.
Wednesday, 10 July 2024
That autumn feeling
I know it is wishful thinking. I know I should really be careful not to tempt fate. I know we are in July, usually the month I enjoy the least in the whole year. All the same, it is cool, it is often rainy, it is even windy and I can even wear long sleeves and light jumpers because yes, I'm too cold otherwise. Last Monday was 16 degrees Celsius, just to give you an idea. In summertime. In the South of England. The first half of July is not even over yet and for some strange reason it really feels like autumn. Or like autumn should start in early September. Things will most likely change before the end of the month, however I am counting my blessings. And I hope we will not have a heatwave come autumn, as it sometimes happens in this country.
Les brioches
Tuesday, 9 July 2024
Three Assassins at Hand
Lectures de vacances d'été
Monday, 8 July 2024
Reading: what if feels like
Brioches
Sunday, 7 July 2024
The Graduate (summer read)
À quand les chocolats aux bleuets?
Camping and Mountain Warehouse
Yesterday, we went to a camping activity organised by Wolfie's school. We only did the day/evening one, we did not spend the night there. I might blog in more details about the camping activity itself in another post. But I digress. We learned that the local Mountain Warehouse was offering a 10% discount for the families doing the school camping, we just had to go there and say a word and that's it, we would get a discount. As we did not have outdoors chairs anymore (the old ones, bought at Mountain Warehouse too, incidentally, having brolen down), we stopped briefly to the local shop for a quick purchase, before going to "Camp Night". Wolfie already had a chair for outdoors, so I bought two, one for my wife, one for me. They were dark green, the kind of colour my wife loathes, but at least they were quite cheap. And beside, the green chairs were the only ones left. So we are now the happy new owners of green outdoor chairs, perfect for camping and for spending relaxing time outside. If we ever need a tent, we will go there again. I am amazed of how much I now rely on Mountain Warehouse for, well, everything. I am a sedentary man, so it always comes off as a bit of a surprise.
Chaloupes
Saturday, 6 July 2024
"Stop for Traditional Tea"
Ô Petit Paris
Friday, 5 July 2024
The Rainbow Cake
Opéra du Royaume
Thursday, 4 July 2024
Rovos Rail Bears
La crème glacée des Pères trappistes
Wednesday, 3 July 2024
Train Fights!
Who loves trains here? I sure do. I also loves stories set in trains, whether partially or entirely. Especially crime fiction and spy thrillers. So I was happy to see that Overly Sarcastic Productions posted a full video about action scenes set in trains. I think it sums up very well why the train is such a great dramatic setting. I hope one day to try writing a crime story set in a train. There are just so many dramatic and thematic possibilities.
Juillet et septembre
Petit billet à la fois historique et scientifique. J'ai lu cet article dans La Presse, qui explique pourquoi septembre n'est pas le septième mois de l'année, malgré son nom. Je savais déjà,enfin dans les grandes lignes, mais j'ai quand même trouvé ça intéressant. Comme bien des choses que l'on tient pour acquis, nous devons les noms de mois à l'Antiquité et plus précisément aux Romains. Petite note personnelle et ironique: même si juillet et septembre ont en commun d'être/d'avoir été le septième mois de l'année, juillet est un mois que je n'aime en général guère et septembre est l'un de mes préférés.
Tuesday, 2 July 2024
The Burton loyalty card
You may remember that I once discovered I had plenty of loyalty cards from various businesses that were out of date. Coffee shops and bookshops, mostly. Well, I also found one from Burton, the men's fashion brand. Which I have not been to since 2014, I think. I rarely bought anything more than black t-shirts to wear underneath jumpers and shirts, but I bought plenty of them, enough to fill a couple of drawers. I guess I found them particularly comfy for plain t-shirts. They remain my favourite (yes, I do have favourite plain tshirts, because it's all about comfort). I might have bought a belt or two, maybe. I think I might have bought a black summer coat there too, on the cheap, heavily discounted, because my wife hated the brown coat I had at the time. But maybe it was somewhere else. Be that as it may, I used to go there often enough to have a loyalty card. Maybe I should revisit it, check if the card still works.
Feu mystérieux
Monday, 1 July 2024
I saw an Aston Martin
Well, as the title says. Yesterday, I saw an Aston Martin. We were coming back from a petting zoo, there was a car haead of us, it pulled into a driveway. I didn't recognise it at first, but right before it turned, I saw the name. And that was it, that was my encounter with the classic car. Of course, I know it because of James Bond, especially Goldfinger. It was not the classic model, or indeed any I have seen in movies. The Aston Martin I saw did not look like a luxury car. All the same, it felt pretty cool seeing one "live", I mean not in a museum or on display in an exhibition, but being driven in a town close to home. So yes, it made my day.
Anniversaire d'un déménagement
Nous sommes le premier juillet, ce qui veut dire, pour tous les Québécois le... Jour du Déménagement. Ici, ce n'est pas un jour férié, mais quand même, c'estun anniversaire pour notre famille: c'est aujourd'hui il y a huit ans que nous sommes devenus propriétaires, quelques mois avant l'arrivée de petit loup. Je le souligne à chaque année. Nous avons emménagé le lendemain, mais je souligne à chaque année le premier juillet même. Enfin, je le souligne ici. Je ne le célèbre pas avec de grands sparages comme je le faisais avec les anniversaires de notre ancien appart. Sans doutes parce que la grosse affaire, en 2016, c'était la naissance de petit loup quelques mois plus tard. Devenir propriétaire, c'était important, mais sans commune mesure. Tout de même, devenir propriétaire de sa propre maison, cela mérite d'être souligné.