We are the last day of April, therefore tonight is Walpurgis Night. A night where witches gather to make a Sabbath, where devils (including the Devil himself) and ghosts roam free, etc. If it sounds like Halloween, it is because it is pretty much Halloween for springtime. For me, it is a sort of countdown to the countdown to Halloween, especially since the whole month of April has been surprisingly autumnal. It reminds me that there's only six months left until the big day.
Blogue d'un québécois expatrié en Angleterre. Comme toute forme d'autobiographie est constituée d'une large part de fiction, j'ai décidé de nommer le blogue Vraie Fiction.
Sunday, 30 April 2023
Walpurgisnacht!
Les Pères de Mistassini?
Saturday, 29 April 2023
Golda Schultz as Fiordiligi
This should be a treat: I learned through social media that South African soprano Golda Schultz (maybe my favourite soprano) will be making her Royal Opera House debut as Fiordiligi in (well of course) Cosi fan tutte by Mozart. Now how cool is that? This is what she had to say about it when she made the announcement:
"FINALLY this is a debut I never thought would come my way! Royal Opera Covent Garden- I’m on my way! Singing the glorious music of Mozart with a cast of brilliant singers. Grateful doesn’t even begin to describe what I feel.I sang an audition on that stage in December 2010 and I bombed. I cracked on notes, had to restart in front of their executive casting staff- your basic horror audition story for any young artist! But I picked myself up. Went back to the drawing board and promised myself that I would forgive myself my mistakes, forgive myself my anxiety and keep moving forward. I did and now because I took the steps to move through the “failure” I am getting an opportunity to share music I love with another audience. I get to make music with some great friends and hopefully make new ones. So come on London! Can’t wait to be there next June."
I admire her even more that she opened about a past failure and showed her vulnerability so openly. But with vulnerability comes resilience, discipline and an incredible commitment to her art. She proved time and again, in other productions, that she is a natural and accomplished Mozartian singer. So now I will need to find a way to watch this production. Probably not in London itself, but I think I can probably find a cinema that will show the live performance or I will stream it. Either way, I am so glad she is coming here.
Saurien(s)
Friday, 28 April 2023
Cape Elizabeth, Maine
I saw recently a very picturesque picture on my WIndows 10 screen saver. It was of Cape Elizabeth, Maine. You could see the Portland Head Light, a historical lighthouse which I think I have seen before, somewhere, but knew nothing about. It made a strong impression on me, but also on Wolfie, who also loved the look ofthe lighthouse. So yes, short story short, we want to go there one day. I don't know if it will look as nice as the screen saver picture, but I really want to visit it now. Anybody among you have visited it? Or anybody lived/is living there? Please leave a comment and let me know.
Quanard?
Tu parles d'une décision stupide: le canard du Québec a été rebaptisé/sera rebaptisé quanard dans les épiceries. Parce que, bon, marketing oblige, faut savoir d'où il vient. Mon frère PJ m'a appris la nouvelle, il a d'abord cru à un quanular. Son calembour atroce, pas le mien. Mon frère Andrew a dit: quâlisse. Moi, je n'ai rien à ajouter, c'est assez atroce comme décision... quatastrophique?
Thursday, 27 April 2023
Whatever happened to George Pelecanos?
Dites smoothie
Wednesday, 26 April 2023
Jammie Dodgers Cake
Le proverbe d'avril
"En avril, ne te découvre pas d'un fil," me disait ma mère quand j'étais enfant et je m'impatientais de pouvoir m'habiller plus légèrement. Le proverbe m'agaçait énormément. L'ennui, c'est qu'avril est toujours assez bipolaire comme mois. L'accent est souvent sur le polaire, d'ailleurs. Ces temps-ci, je ne sais plus quoi mettre, la température montant de 2 à 14 et retombant à 2 dans le temps de le dire. Contrairement à mon enfance, je ne suis pas impatient pour le temps doux: je déteste la chaleur et j'aime porter des vêtements chauds et comfortables. Alors je garde en tête le proverbe d'avril qui m'agaçait tant alors que j'étais enfant. Je me dis que je suis prudent, pas frileux. Et vous, qu'en pensez-vous?
Tuesday, 25 April 2023
Farewell Harry
Sad news today: I learned that Harry Belafonte died ar 96. At this age, it may not be a tragedy, but it is very sad all the same. He was one of my favourite singers and a wonderful human being. I think sharing this song is a fitting tribute. Farewell Harry.
Entre chien et loup...
J'écris ces lignes et il sera bientôt neuf heures du soir. Si la nuit est presque tombée, le soleil n'est pas entièrement couché. Il y a une quarantaine de minutes environ, peut-être même un peu moins, c'était entre chien et loup, comme on dit au Québec. Il se fait tard de plus en plus tard et je préfère quand il se fait tard tôt.
About umbrellas
There is something you probably don't know about me: I don't like umbrellas much. I find them cumbersome. When it rains, I rather have a good coat with a reliable hood and keep my hands free. But anyway, long story short it was raining a lot yesterday afternoon. So when we went to pick up Wolfie from school, a lot of parents held umbrellas. We talked to the mother of one of Wolfie's friends and she was telling us that she used to have a very fancy umbrella that her son destroyed, using it as a parachute while he played in a trampoline. I don't know the details, but that's the gist of it. And since then, she only bought and used cheap umbrellas. I told her: "Well, if it is any consolation, umbrellas never last long in this country anyway." Which is a new great unknown line, I think. It is also absolutely true: the last one I had here got rusty after a year.
Mystérieuses lunettes
Monday, 24 April 2023
Camo coats
I noticed something recently during some of our school runs: a lot of the mothers wear camouflage coats. Not stuff taken from army surplus shop, at least I don't think so. The fabric looks a bit too... smooth or delicate to be proper army stuff. But I wonder why. When I was a kid, some children had camouflage coats and jackets, or pseudo army vests of some kind. While I always loved green coloured, I never liked the camo look all that much. Now women wear them, and mothers more specifically. I wonder why or how it became fashionable all of a sudden.And I also wonder if it will last or if it will just be a fad.
Deuxième orage
Hier, nous avons eu droit à notre deuxième orage de l'année (à moins que je ne me trompe). Le premier était plus tôt en avril. Celui-ci était moins impressionnant, moins pluvieux en tout cas, mais on a entendu quelques coups de tonnerre. Si je ne me trompe pas, ça veut dire que la température va baisser un peu. Pas qu'il fasse déjà particulièrement chaud. Mais enfin bref, c'est quand même tôt dans l'année pour un orage.
Sunday, 23 April 2023
Saint George's Day
Happy Saint George's Day everyone! Especially to all my English readers. I never know how to celebrate. Not many places do in england, ironically enough. It is a shame, as a patron saint reknown for fighting a dragon should be inspiring for a national day. I can only dream of the things I'd do with it if I had the time, the know-how and the money. I might watch a few YouTube movies about Saint George or something. Maybe read the legend to Wolfie. But in any case, happy Saint George's Day again and beware fire breathing lizards.
Banquette en sacs de café
Saturday, 22 April 2023
16 Soldiers...
Comment personnaliser un gâteau acheté
"Penblwydd Hapus"
It was my birthday yesterday and as per usual I received a lot of good wishes via social media, particularly Facebook. One of my friends is Welsh, we went to the same university here. She wrote in her message on my wall "Penblwydd Hapus",which of course means "happy birthday" in Welsh. I never knew that. Now I have absolutely no idea how to pronounce it, nevertheless I am glad to know a bit more Welsh than I did before. Moral of the story: I am getting older and wiser. Sort of.
Les cadeaux et l'emballage
Friday, 21 April 2023
46
Today is my birthday, I am 46 today. Not sure if I should be happy about it or drown my sorrow: I am over the first half of my fourties, so I have less years to spend in that decade than years spent. Time goes way too fast, especially for someone like me who is nostalgic. Thankfully, I am blessed with a family, a wife who I know is going to spoil me (she always does) and a little boy who turns every one of daddy's birthday into a true celebration. Wolfie makes me forget that I am getting on in years. In fact, with him, I don't mind getting old, as long as he does not grow up too quickly.
"Marquise si mon visage..."
J'ai 46 ans aujourd'hui. Par conséquent: le vieux Corneille, les Stances à Marquise, Georges Brassens et tout le reste.
Thursday, 20 April 2023
Treacherous April
I make this comment every year, pretty much,on this blog: April is a treacherous month. This year, it started like March, cold and damp, then it got warmer, only just sometimes, temperatures do drop in the evening, then it is warm again, but never summery. Just like a warm(ish) Spring. I don't like too warm anyway and I would be happy to wear heavy clothes until May, but now I just don't know what to put on. And yes, I make this comment every year too. But something did change: when I was younger, I wanted April to be warm and sunny. Now I hope cold temperatures last as long as possible and I want Spring to feel autumnal.
Une observation sur le Boulevard Talbot
Petit billet de nouvelles régionales, ou de nouvelles rérionales. Grâce aux réseaux sociaux, j'ai appris qu'il se conduisait quelque chose sur le Boulevard Talbot, à Chicoutimi. Un nouveau commerce, je ne sais pas lequel (ça a peut-être été révélé depuis le moment où j'écris ces lignes). Cela dit, ça m'a rappelé une chose, une seule: le Boulevard Talbot est vraiment mais vraiment laid. Y aurait-il moyen de le renipper complètement? Chicoutimi n'est pas une belle ville, peu s'en faut, en tout cas elle ne l'est pas partout. Mais ça améliorerait vraiment les choses s'ils arrangeaient Talbot.
Wednesday, 19 April 2023
The growing arsenal
Singe au musée
Tuesday, 18 April 2023
Blackout
Something happened yesterday while we were on lunch break: there was a blackout in our neighbourhood. It can create a serious problem when you work from home, like my wife and I do. And it was my wife's first day at work, which she found embarrassing. We received a text from our electricity provider saying that they were expecting to have things fixed by 5:00PM (or 17:00 as they say, which sounds way later). Far too late. I was texting my manager asking himif he wanted me to go downtown in a café when we got power back. I must say, I almost regretted it. I thought going out of the house for the rest of the afternoon might have been fun. In any case, I had a longer break and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Question existentielle (381)
Une question existentielle inspirée d'une chronique récente de Patrick Lagacé:
-Êtes-vous pour ou contre les écureuils?
Monday, 17 April 2023
Gold Divers
A few days ago, we were flicking through channels when we stumbled a reality tv program called Gold Divers. This is the UK title. The original title is Bering Sea Gold, but I don't find it nearly as good or evocative. We watched it a few minutes, five tops, as it had big machinery and this got Wolfie interested for a little bit. I don't know if it is any good, I find reality TV pretty rubbish in general. There was a lot of bleeped swearing in it. But anyway, what I liked about it is the premisse: the show is about, as it says in the evocative British title, people digging gold in water. Shallow water, sea and even ocean. Now this premisse is fascinating and I would say way too good for reality TV. Gold is one of these perfects MacGuffins and I am surprised that nobody thought about a story in a nautical environment with gold divers, who could be the target of brigands or pirates. There's room for a lot of drama there. I think I might just watch more of this show.
Cornets à l'érable
Sunday, 16 April 2023
Wooden Fortress
Jouets de bois (Richard Émond)
Saturday, 15 April 2023
LGB Locomotive
Après le verglas
Friday, 14 April 2023
Foxes of London
Here is a little bit of wildlife and city news, all rolled together. So I recently read this article about London's foxes. Appa ently, they are getting bolder and bolder and far less shy towards humans. I'm not a Londoner, I'm not sure I could ever be one, but I always loved foxes and I think I would enjoy living in close proximity with them. Of course, we have foxes here in our little English town. While they can be bold and be seen sneaking in gardens, sometimes even on the high streets, they generally keep away from humans. But I would love to befriend a fox, like some people in London have been doing. And you, would you socialize with a fox?
Cognac (calembour atroce)
J'ai pensé à un nouveau calembour, il est vraiment atrocieux, mais je me sens le devoir de le commettre et de l'immortaliser ici. Retenez votre souffle et bouchez-vous le nez. Fermez les yeux maintenant si vous ne voulez pas voir cette abomination. Enfin bref, le voici: le cognac, ben ça cogne. Je sais, je sais. Vous avez déjà une violente migraine rien que de lire ça.
Thursday, 13 April 2023
Monstrum on Unicorns
Monstrum has recently released a YouTube video on unicorns. They are maybe one of the most popular mythical creatures today, especially the fluffy and colourful kind. Unicorns are often, too often, sickeningly cute. Monstrum sets the record straight and shows a darker side of unicorns, sometimes an even downright sinister one. Personally, I prefer the unicorns of old, those we can find in heraldry, both majestic and mysterious. What about you?
Le barbier
Wednesday, 12 April 2023
Weaponry in the drawer
Berger (santon)
Tuesday, 11 April 2023
Tea bags: in or out?
I recently stumbled on an article that dates back to December 2022. It is about tea bags: should they be kept in the cup or taken out? First world problem, I know. For the Philistine yet enthusiastic tea drinker that I am, the question has some interest. Personally, I don't keep the tea bag in. And I never ever squeeze it (which is wise: according to the article it makes the brew far too bitter). The article also gives some recommendations regarding brewing time and temperatures, according to what kind of tea you drink. Anyway, I cannot end this post ignoring my brother PJ two cents on the tea bag debate in general and this article in particular. He thinks one should stay away from tea bags altogether. I think he's right.
Mystérieux cercle de bûches
Monday, 10 April 2023
"Easter rich"
We ended buying a lot of chocolates for Easter. It was not intentional, but I thought we started early. In this country, buying last minutes for Easter often means seriously lacking choice, as things go off the shelves quickly. But we did not lack chocolates this year, even not taking into account the cake I baked. Wolfie commented on it today: "We have lots of chocolate... Are we Easter rich?" I think we are indeed Easter rich. And that is a new Wolfism.
Un coin (et ce que l'on peut en dire)
Wolfie's Manor
You can see here a drawing made by Wolfie of his dream home. Or rather, his dream mansion, as he wants to live in a mansion, not a mere house. I call it Wolfie's Manor, because I prefer to call such place a manor and not a mansion. But I digress. It does not exist, except in his imagination. And mine too. It is part of his make believe games, where we play spies and/or police, or secret police officers. It's not quite clear. As I mentioned here, it is a safe house. It is also the good guys' base and officious HQ. You can see at the left it has a helipad and at the right there is a dock, for quick escapes. It might also have a ghost or two. Wolfie wants us to find a proper name for his manor, so I welcome any suggestion you may have. Please give them in the comments section.
Oeuf de Pâques
Sunday, 9 April 2023
Mozart for Easter
Well, first, happy Easter everyone! How are you celebrating where you are? We are doing various things, but to me Easter is also celebrated musically. I have a complete Easter playlist which I intend to listen to during the day. Including of course y Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. He's my go-to composer for Easter. For pretty much every special day, come to think of it. So anyway, I am sharing today the full Exsultate, jubilate sung by Jeanine de Bique, one of my favourite sopranos. It's just perfect for Easter day.
Le gâteau de Pâques
Joyeuse Pâques tout le monde! Nous avons décidé de faire quelque chose de différent cette année: j'ai fait un gâteau. Pas un gâteau en forme de lapin, ça aurait fini en gâtastrophe, alors j'ai plutôt décoré un gâteau au chocolat avec un lapin et des oeufs de Pâques. Je voulais faire une ganache, mais petit loup a insisté pour que je fasse plutôt un glaçage vert, pour le gazon. Sinon vous en pensez quoi?
Saturday, 8 April 2023
Medusa the Gorgon
Veille de Pâques
Friday, 7 April 2023
Fish and Chips for Good Friday
Jeudredi Saint
Thursday, 6 April 2023
A certain French attitude, in a nutshell
Wolfie saw a picture of something set on fire during the current French pension reform protests. He asked his mother what was happening and why. She replied: "Well, sometimes the French break things when they get angry at something for some reason." I think it describes pretty well a certain French attitude. In any case, it deserves to be a new great unknown line.
Crise du verglas 2.0
Bon, bien le Québec a un drôle de printemps: il y a beaucoup de verglas, assez pour causer des pannes d'électricité et un joyeux bordel pas si tant joyeux à Montréal. Je lis (rapidement) les nouvelles et ça me rappelle la Crise du verglas de 1998. C'est la Crise du Verglas 2.0, en quelque sorte.
First day (back) at work
Good and surprising news: today I am back at work and in more ways than one. You may remember that I am being made redundant. On Monday, I was officially unemployed. Well, Monday afternoon, I received a text from my former employer, telling me they had a new client and thus a new position was available for me. By any praxctical means, my redundancy was, so to speak, cancelled. So today I am back at work. It's the same job, bu for a very different solution, so in a way it is completely new to me. All the same, after the uncertainties of last month, I am very happy.
Wednesday, 5 April 2023
A Safe House
The things you learn thanks to a young boy's imagination. Last weekend, Wolfie and I were playing one of his favourite new make belief games: we were two cops/spies (it is never clear) trying to keep away from "a city full of badguys". Don't ask me how it works, but we have to go through secret passages, hidden pathways, a boat and two or three other means of transport to get somewhere safe, sometimes shooting a villain or two. It was quite fun, but at the end of the afternoon, we had to go to a safe place, so I asked Wolfie what would be our safe house. He of course asked me what is a safe house, so I had to explain the best I can. I then did a bit of research about safe houses, at his request, and found this article on howstuffworks.com which I found fascinating. So now I know the requirements for a good safe house and I should use it in my writings. I think there is at least one story to be written about it. But anyway, for Wolfie's game, he has decided that his mansion (our home) is the safe house. And we are looking for a name for it, but that is for another post.
Pâques à York
Tuesday, 4 April 2023
Hot Cross Buns
Quand on parle de l'oie...
Je bloguais récemment à propos de Canada Goose. Or, j'apprenais hier que la compagnie fermait son usine de Boisbriand. Quand on parle du loup, ou dans ce cas-ci de l'oie... Cela dit, je suis triste pour les travailleurs de Boisbriand, je sais ce que c'est que de tomber au chômage, je suis dans la même situation qu'eux aujourd'hui. J'espère qu'ils se trouveront tous du travail dans les plus brefs délais.
Monday, 3 April 2023
Strange Holy Monday
Today is Holy Monday. It is a strange one for me and I'm not sure if I should be happy about it or not. On the plus side, Wolfie is on holiday, so I will be spending a lot of time with him this week. When I was his age, it was a school day although not an usual one: the teachers were going full Catholic on us for the whole Holy Week. The problem for this Holy Monday is that I am officially unemployed as of today and as I am typing this I have no job to fall back on. I have one interview lined up and I need to keep on job hunting, so it will not be a proper holiday for me. Usually, I am just eager for the week to be over so I can enjoy Easter. Now my feelings are ambivalent.
Muffins gruau et bananes
Sunday, 2 April 2023
Canada Goose in London
Interesting sight when we were walking in London: we saw the ensign of a Canada Goose shop. Interesting, because I don't think I have ever seen one in Canada. Come to think of it, I have rarely seen anyone wearing their clothes in Canada. We did not go in. I was curious about their pricing, probably prohibitive (especially in London), but in the end, I don't see the point: I'm more of a Kanuk ind of guy (which I blogged about before, by the way). Cheaper, but just as good, from what I have been told. And Québec made. Also, as much as I like geese, I find them kind of meh as the symbol of a brand. Why not Canada Bear, or Canada Wolverine? Canada Moose even. I don't know. If you have any Canada Goose products, tell me about your experience with the brand and what you think of it.
Dimanche des Rameaux
Petite mention ici: nous sommes aujourd'hui le Dimanche des Rameaux. C'est le début de la Semaine sainte et il reste donc une semaine avant Pâques. Surprise hier: petit loup avait appris ce que c'était à l'école. Surprise, parce qu'il n'est pas dans une école confessionnelle, mais bon, la laïcité en Angleterre, c'est une vue de l'esprit. Moi j'ai eu une enfance catholique, c'est pour ça que je le sais. Dans lesfaits, ça veut surtout dire que Pâques est proche et que la famille ici commence à s'impatienter.
Saturday, 1 April 2023
THE Dream Home
Boisson d'Avril
De l'Écosse au Lac Champlain
Y'a des images mais on voit rien
Pendant qu'les crédules font la file
D'autres sirotent leur boisson d'avril
Parce que nous sommes le premier avril et parce que ça faisait un bail que je n'avais pas partagé Boisson d'avril de Groovy Aardvark, ben, je partage la chanson.