Blogue d'un québécois expatrié en Angleterre. Comme toute forme d'autobiographie est constituée d'une large part de fiction, j'ai décidé de nommer le blogue Vraie Fiction.
Thursday, 31 October 2019
Halloween at Last!
I am typing this post in advance as I may not have time tomorrow (or today as it will be published). Now is the witching hour, now is time for Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone! I am both very excited and very sad that this will soon be over. We made four pumpkins this year: one that is not on the picture (will try to share it and these three. From left to right: one made by my wife and my son in a nearby farm. The central one, which is the "leader" of the pack as the scariest looking one (my son calls it the Daddy Pumpkin) and the other one, friendlier (my son calls it the Mummy Pumpkin). The one missing, which I carved on the 30th, is the Wolfie Pumpkin, as it is a smaller one. Tonight, they will I hope be inviting to all the kids coming for trick or treat. To you all, enjoy the holiday while it last.
Wednesday, 30 October 2019
Des squelettes et des araignées

Origins of Halloween Traditions
For today's (first?) countdown to Halloween, a meme I found on a friend's Facebook page. I knew pretty much all of it, but thought it looked so nice and it was educational enough to share it here today. Only one day to go now. I am both excited that Halloween is at last upon us and yet sad that it will end soon.
Les squelettes et le chaudron

Tuesday, 29 October 2019
First Jack O'Lantern of 2019

Les citrouilles du jardin

Monday, 28 October 2019
Has Wolfie seen a ghost?
Question existentielle (352)
Une nouvelle question existentielle sur l'Halloween, que je crois (j'espère!) n'avoir jamais posée jusqu'ici:
-Quel est le meilleur, le plus typique déguisement pour l'Halloween et pourquoi?
-Quel est le meilleur, le plus typique déguisement pour l'Halloween et pourquoi?
Sunday, 27 October 2019
The Room in the Tower
For tonight's countdown to Halloween post (well, for the one in English, as I already blogged in French), a simple reading suggestion. It is a horror story I reread a few weeks ago and which I wanted to share tonight, as it is a genuinely scary one as well as an old classic: The Room in the Tower by E.F. Benson. You can read it online here. I don't want to give anything away, but let's just say that this is both a ghost story and a vampire story, of a sort of vampire that is slightly different than the modern day bloodsuckers: if this one does have an appetite for blood, it is far more etheral than your usual vampire, as much as a ghost. There are also nightmares that turn (at least) partly real, a familiar and friendly environment that has a sinister secret, it's a very neat chiller that deserves to be rediscovered. Take some time to read it, then tell me what you thought of it in the comments.
Festin de l'Halloween

Saturday, 26 October 2019
The Halloween Fondue

Les nouvelles citrouilles de l'Halloween?
Photo prise à Montréal par mon père. Une autre. À l'entrée une station de métro sans doute, je ne sais pas laquelle, mais il y a une chose qui me chicote dans cette photo: est-ce que c'est comme ça que sont les citrouilles au Québec ces temps-ci? Pas les classiques oranges, mais des verruqueuses, des blanches, des vertes et des pas mûres? Je ne sais trop quoi en penser.
Friday, 25 October 2019
"YOU are the caretaker"
For tonight's second countdown to Halloween's post, one of my favourite scenes from one of my favourite horror movies. Again it belongs to psychological horror: there is no gore, not even a jump scene (although the film has a good deal of both). From this post's title, you will of course recognised The Shining, and more particularly that scene in the gentlemen's room, when Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) talks to a butler who turns out to be the ghost of Grady, his predecessor, who committed suicide after murdering his wife and daughters. Grady is played by Philip Stone, a great underrated British actor. He is the one who really makes the scene work I think, making Nicholson's character more and more uneasy as the scene progresses, until he looks genuinely worried and maybe a bit scared himself. And I love how gradually and so seamlessly Stone turns Grady from a helpful butler into this pure malevolent figure, fanatically devoted to the Overlook. The reveal happening, of course, with the fateful line: "I'm sorry to differ with you sir, but YOU are the caretaker, you've always been the caretaker. I should know sir: I've always been here." It gets me every time.
À propos d'une photo
Une
amie (pour la petite histoire c'est la mère de mon filleul) m'a envoyé une photo de gang prise au temps de
mes belles années du cégep, à l'automne 1995. il y avait moi, son chum qui est maintenant son mari et deux autres gars qui formaient le noyau masculin de notre gang. J'ai d'abord remarqué que j'avais l'air pas
mal plus geeky que dans mes souvenirs. J'étais aussi plus svelte à
l'époque, mais ça, je m'en rappelais. Quand j'ai montré la photo à mon fils, il n'a pas reconnu son père. Quand je l'ai montrée à ma femme,
elle m'a fait remarquer que j'avais plus de cheveux à l'époque. Ouch. Quand même, ça m'a rappelé mes vieilles amitiés, que je vis maintenant à distance, des gens que je voyais tout le temps et que je ne vois plus beaucoup. Ça m'a aussi rappelé le temps qui passe.
Halloween Forest

Doigts de sorcière
Thursday, 24 October 2019
It's the Great Pumpkin Train!

Mur de feuilles
Chronique automnale, pour parler un peu d'autre chose que de l'Halloween et pour faire un peu aussi dans le chauvinisme montréalais et québécois. Mon père a pris cette photo à Montréal (je crois), donc. J'ai rien d'autre à dire. On ne trouve pas ça ici.
Wednesday, 23 October 2019
The Mask of Jack O'Lantern

Tartelettes choco fantômes
ça ici. À 5.25$ plus taxes, c'est pas vraiment donné, mais j'essaierais pareil rien que parce que ça doit être bon (avec une tartelette au chocolat, on peut pas vraiment se tromper) et bien entendu à cause de mon obsession pour l'Halloween.
Tuesday, 22 October 2019
50p for 42 ghost stories

Citrouille décorative
Monday, 21 October 2019
Pumpkin Patch

Montréal et l'Halloween
Premier billet sur l'Halloween aujourd'hui et je vais le faire d'un ton chauvin. Mon père a pris cette photo hier à Montréal. Je ne connais pas Les Marchés Tradition, mais il y a pas à dire, ils savent comment célébrer et l'automne et l'Halloween, avecdes images qui font allusion tant aux récoltes qu'au surnaturel, avec ses épouvantails qui pourraient bien être animés. Je dis ça comme ça, mais c'est beau Montréal dans le temps de l'Halloween.
Sunday, 20 October 2019
Angelina's Halloween
For today's (first?) countdown to Halloween post, another book I suggest you to read for the season, but this time not a scary story, although it is a story that talks a bit about fear. It is Angelina's Halloween and it is a children book. I bought it the year Wolfie was born, kind of hoping we'd read it together at some point if it was any good. Apparently it is part of a series. Angelina is a little white mouse who wants to celebrate Halloween and go for trick or treat but has also to accept that her sister Polly tags along. It's a sweet little story about the Halloweens of childhood. The characters end up having one or two good frights, but only for a moment. This book can easily become a family's favourite.
Orignal bourguignon
Saturday, 19 October 2019
Fear of witches

Le chat qui a plusieurs noms

Friday, 18 October 2019
Centurion's Ghost Ale

Le Rouge et le Jaune
Autre photo envoyée par mon père des automnes chicoutimiens et saguenéens. Le rouge et le jaune... En abondance.
Thursday, 17 October 2019
Time for horror comics?
I will start today's countdown to Halloween post by an observation I've made browsing blogs of fellow Cryptkeepers: it seems that many of you are into horror comics. Nearly as much as horror movies. And it struck me that, while I don't watch horror movies as much as I want to, but read a lot of horror literature, old and new, I practically don't read or know horror comics. The only time when I do, in fact, is when I find a horror comics online in one of the Cryptkeepers' blog, I will need to correct this and add some horror comics to my otherwise respectable collection of spooky related books. The above anthologies have been purchased by my brother PJ for his spooky Halloween reads. Just because of the look of these front covers, shockingly gruesome and sinister, I want them. It is a bit late this year, but hopefully the next.
Quoi acheter pour l'Halloween?

Wednesday, 16 October 2019
Spooky Spiced Pumpkin


Tuesday, 15 October 2019
What October Brings
For today's countdown to Halloween post, another reading suggestion, because for me Halloween is celebrated through scary literature. So I recently purchased What October Brings, subtitled: "A Lovecraftian celebration of Halloween". Which is of course a book of Halloween stories inspired directly or indirectly by the work of H.P. Lovecraft. This is the anthology book I'm reading at the moment. So far, so great. I do not find Lovecraft the perfect horror writer for Halloween, maybe because I find him a tad too modern. That said, I don't think my literary Halloween is quite conpleted without reading at least one of his stories, or one story influenced by him. So I always read something Lovecraftian around this time of year. And, on a side note, what cover it has! Maybe the best cover I have owned for a Halloween book. Just perfect.
Première citrouille...
Monday, 14 October 2019
Dr Frank N. Stein?
I took this picture in Totnes in Devon, during the procession of their carnival, a few years ago. I had wanted to share it one day and I thought that it would fit perfectly for today's countdown to Halloween post. I may be one of the few people who experienced Frankenstein first and foremost in the original work of Mary Shelley. Of course, I knew of the images that have been famous by the old Universal movies, but I discovered them years later. This allegorical car is of course heavily influenced by The Bride of Frankenstein, which is an amazing film in its own right. Just because it is a horror related allegorical car, and classic horror at that, because it looks nicely vintage in so many ways, because it also displays a bit of affectionate humour, I wanted to share the photo today.
Rendons grâce à...?

Sunday, 13 October 2019
Witches Brew (and a cat)

Calembours atroces et vinicoles
Mon frère PJ, qui vit en Californie (Califournie?), là où on produit bien des vins, a commis une série de calembours atroces sur le sujet récemment, sur Facebook: "Pas besoin d'être devin pour savoir qu'un jour on dira "de vingt de ces grappes, le fruit devint partie du contenu de vingt bouteilles de vin". Par contre, sera-t-il du vin divin?" Je sais, je sais, vos yeux saignent maintenant. Et un ami a cru bon de rajouter cette énormité ahurissante d'imbécilité: "Tant que tu n'es pas vindicatif". Une vraie torture, n'est-ce pas?
Saturday, 12 October 2019
Danse Macabre (with visual listening guide)
As is a tradition every year for my countdown to Halloween, I share on this blog a version of the Danse macabre by Camille Saint-Saëns. I try to give a different one every year, this time I came up with one with a visual guide, explaining as you will see what every bit of music represents. I knew it as a child and remembered the details fairly well, but it is quite nice to watch and very instructive anyway. As you can't have an Halloween season without a Danse Macabre, here it is for you to enjoy for Halloween 2019.
L'automne en jaune
Je partage encore une fois une photo prise par mon père récemment à Chicoutimi, la seconde en deux jours. Rien que parce que c'est joli l'automne au Saguenay. Cette photo est moins impressionnante que la première je crois, le jaune est moins éclatant que l'orange. Ici, c'est le jaune qui est plus fréquent.
Ghosts (True Stories?)

La fin de semaine de l'Action de Grâce
Nous sommesla fin de semaine de l'Action de Grâce (enfin, la canadienne). Pour célébrer les récoltes, célébrer l'automne à son plus beau et ultimement donner une fin de semaine de trois jours, que nous n'aurons pas ici. Pour moi, ça a toujours été la fin de semaine de préparation pour l'Halloween. Ce que je ferai sans doute aujourd'hui et demain. Et vous, fêtez-vous l'Action de Grâce? Qu'est-ce qu'elle représente pour vous?
Friday, 11 October 2019
Those years without Halloween
For today's (first?) Countdown to Halloween post, I thought I would give you a bunch of somewhat sad memories, those few years (thankfully they were not many) when I could not truly celebrate Halloween, or barely. I can even remember the specific years. 1994, when Halloween was on a Monday and I had a nine hours day in college. I got home very late and trick or treat was over. I did my homeworks, went to bed and that was it. Thankfully, I had a class on the supernatural in literature, so had read a few spooky tales in the previous weeks. Then there was also Halloween 1999, my first year in the UK. I carved no pumpkin, read no horror stories, on Halloween I watched The Exorcist in a fully crammed common room, which kind of spoiled my enjoyment of the film. People were laughing like it was a slapstick comedy. 2000 was not that great either: I spent the weeks before reading about it on the internet and trying to find horror stories to enjoy, then on the night I cannot remember what I did. But moving from childhood to teenage was probably the worst, when I stopped going for trick or treat and had not yet develop my reading program of horror stories (partially because I had little access to them at the time). Now in my forties, I think I enjoy Halloween the best I can. Not nearly as much as I'd want to, but as much as I can.
Les feux de l'automne
Après la food porn, voici un billet de scenery porn, ou de season porn. Enfin bef, photo envoyée par mon père hier, prise quelque part à Chicoutimi. L'automne au Québec en général et au Saguenay en particulier, il n'y a pas plus automnal.
Thursday, 10 October 2019
"PumpkinO'Lantern"

Une bière (et une réflexion) pour la fête de PJ

Wednesday, 9 October 2019
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
For tonight's countdown to Halloween's reading suggestion: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, by Alvin Schwartz, illustrations by Stephen Gammell. I know it's a trilogy, but I only read so far the first book.
It's a short and easy read, of horror stories for children (older
children), based on folk tales, urban legends and the like. Some I knew
already, some I didn't. I have yet to tell any of them in the dark (due
to a lack of a willing audience in this household). The stories
themselves were good enough, but I have a confession to make: I bought
the book for the images and I think they are in themselves worth the
purchase. Eerie, elegant, beautiful, deliciously macabre. Sometimes you
can judge a book by its cover, because the cover is what makes the book.
Apparently, it has been turned into a film. I don't care about watching
it. I think I would be disappointed.
"Pas de photos SVP (merci)"
Il y a des moments comme ça... Mon père a pris en photo ces paniers de fruits au marché Jean-Talon. Photo parfaite des récoltes d'automnes (ou de toute fin d'été) avec framboises, mûres bleuets, j'en passe. Mais il n'a pas vu la notice plus bas: "Pas de photos SVP, merci" (ou "Pas de photos merci SVP"?) Je ne sais pas pourquoi les photos étaient frappées d'interdit. Dans tous les cas: ayoye! J'espère que je ne le mettrai pas dans le trouble en la publiant ici. C'est quand même un assez bel arrangement.
Tuesday, 8 October 2019
Besom brooms
So this is tonight's countdown to Halloween post. This weekend, we went to a tractor show (because Wolfie loves tractors). There were a few stands, selling various things (such as food) but also... good old-fashioned besom brooms. The advertising signpost was saying: "BESOM BROOMS: ideal gifts for tidy gardener, witches & mothers-in-law." I thought this was hilarious and it deserves to be mentioned here as a new great unknown line. I was tempted to buy one, however, I am not by any stretch of the imagination a tidy gardener and I don't know a witch, especially not my mother-in-law, who is a charming English lady who loves children. So she can't be a witch, beside she is too rational. That said, I was on the lookout for witches, who might be interested about a good deal. Can't see I found one.
Crâne à sonnette
J'ai pris cette photo l'année dernière, quand je cherchais à Morrison's des décoration pour l'Halloween. C'est un crâne qui est en même temps une sonnette de porte qui dit des choses bien sinistres quand on appuie sur le bouton rouge en dessous. J'ai finalement opté pour une autre sonnette, qui avait l'apparence d'une citrouille. Je ne le regrette pas trop, mais le crâne aurait pu apporter de la diversité. Ce que j'aime dans les crânes et les squelettes à l'Halloween, c'est qu'ils apportent une touche de macabre sans pour autant sombrer dans le gore et le dégueulasse. Ils sont sobres et élégants, tout en étant terrifiants. Qu'en pensez-vous?
Monday, 7 October 2019
A salmon pie for Halloween (!)

Toujours pas de citrouille
Photo prise il y a quelques années, je ne sais pas si je l'ai déjà mise sur le blogue, mais je la partage ici car elle sert mon propos. Donc, je n'ai toujours pas acheté de citrouille jusqu'ici. Selon mes photos Facebook, je le faisais d'habitude aux alentours de la première semaine d'octobre. Il va me falloir me dépêcher, pour être certain d'en avoir au moins une pour accueillir les Halloweeneux.
David's Tea's Halloween collection
For today's countdown to Halloween, I have decided to blog about teas. I was getting a bit desperate these last few weeks: David's Tea had not showed up any new collection for my favourite holiday. And then on the 30th of September, they announced on their Facebook page (and I guess other social media) that they had finally released their Halloween collection. This year's theme is allabout sorcery, divination, supernatural and well, witchcraf. From the look I had at their accessories, it was a good call, far more inspired than last year. It looks much better in any case, and suitably eerie. Sadly, I am not in a country where their products are sold, but hey, at least it's a good Halloween collection this year.
Octobre selon Bach Illustrations
J'ai trouvé cette image surla page Facebook de Bach. L'artiste a fait plusieurs dessins avec le hashtag #Chilltober. Ils sont tous très mignons, mais celui-ci, le cinquième, est jusqu'ici mon préféré. C'est vraiment octobre en un dessin: l'automne, l'Halloween et un minou pour faire bonne mesure. Il ne manquerait vraiment qu'une citrouille en ack O'Lantern, mais j'imagine que, le chat sortant d'une citrouille ouverte, celle-ci doit être sur le point d'être transformée en lampion. Octobre est en théorie un mois de repos, mais pas pour moi, sauf les soirs et les fins de semaine. Mais bon, ce dessin représente un idéal auquel j'aspire chaque mois d'octobre.
Sunday, 6 October 2019
The Haunting of Hill House
