The Lawn, the Queen, the Jubilee

I blogged yesterday about No Mow May. My wife Veggie Carrie picked up on it, so we had this conversation last night, which I am sharing it here for posterity

My wife: "Now that No Mow May is over, maybe you should mow the front lawn?" 

Me: "The grass isn't that long." 

My wife: "Yes but it would be nice for the Jubilee." 

Me: "So what? The Queen is not going to show up here for a visit!"

 

I think this deserves to be a new great unknown line (seems to be making a lot of them these days). In any case, I will wait a bit until I mow the front lawn.