Why coffee is evil (in a nutshell)

I hate, hate, hate coffee, and I found out a few days ago on YouTube a video that explains pretty well in a nutshell why I hate it, what is so disgusting and despicable about it. To put it plain and simple, coffee is a drug and therefore many of its consumers are junkies. Oh and it has other flaws too. I know this is meant to be a humorous video, but it's funny because it's true. Enjoy, comment and please feel free to argue in the comments if you disagree. Or admit it.