The signs of the werewolf

This is tonight's countdown to Halloween post and is a simple anecdote. A week ago, we went to visit the family of the blonde Tickler. The Tickler was as usual adoring our little Wolfie, spending her time cooing and taking pictures of him. I told her: "I don't know if you have noticed something abour our son. He has hair from birth. He has pointy ears. His mother was never baptised and his father has not been to confession for more than seven years. These signs all point to one thing and we better face it: Wolfie is a werewolf." She laughed. She does not mind of course as she finds werewolves cute. Anyway, it is a new great unknown line.