Wednesday 2 July 2008

Yukon Ho!

I finished reading Yukon Ho! today. It's another hilarious comic book from Bill Watterson. I absolutely love Calvin's attitude to life. It is also amazing how Watterson mixes Calvin's imaginary world and the reality of childhood. You found out something in this book: Hobbes might be real, or real enough to exist beyond Calvin's mind. I strongly recommend it (but then again I always strongly recommend Calvin & Hobbes).

And I will give you the song Yukon Ho! that we find at the beginning of the book:

My tiger friend has got the sled,
And I have packed a snack.
We're all set for the trip ahead.
We're never coming back!
We're abandoing this life we've led!
So long, Mom and Pop!
We're sick of doing what youve said,
And now it's going to stop!
We're going where it snows all year,
Where life can have real meaning.
A place where we wont have to hear,
"Your room could stand some cleaning."
The Yukon is the place for us!
That's where we want to live.
Up there we'll ge to yell and cuss
And act real primitive.
We'll never have to go to school,
Forced into submission,
By monst, crabby teachers who'll
Make us learn addition.
We'll never have to clean a plate,
Of veggie glops and goos.
Messily we'll masticate,
Using any fork we choose!
The timber wolves will be our friends.
Well stay up late and howl,
At the moon, till nightmare ends,
Before going on the prowl.
Oh, what a life! we cannot wait,
To be in that arctic land,
Where we'll be masters of our fate,
And lead a life that's grand!
No more of parental rules!
We're heading for some snow!
Good riddance to those grown-up-ghouls!
We're leaving! Yukon Ho!

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